Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth (Ty Marsh) sends a message to the youth of America.
A shot-for-shot remake of the torture scene from Reservoir Dogs featuring The Lorax.
Jay interviews Captain Planet and a Forest, stops an assassination attempt, and talks about what's going on with the U.S. Forest Service in a brand-new "Take." Guest appearances by the Lorax, the Force-Ghost of President Theodore Roosevelt, Charlie and Erika Birch, and Smokey the Bear.
Jay tackles the difficult topic of his generation and the problems it faces. We get a new conspiracy corner, a PSA from War Sec Hegseth, a new Game Show, a brief pitch from an echo chamber salesman, and more. Featuring 'Abolish Everything' host, Chandler Dean.
